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Brent @Kreyowitz

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Posted by Kreyowitz - June 13th, 2018

Im still alive, also, my ability to create garbage you can waer is ALSO still alive.


Please at least check out some of these shirts, fifty percent of all profits goes toward the Child's Play Charity!



Posted by Kreyowitz - February 18th, 2018

I was in a motorcycle accident TWICE in the span of two weeks.


On top of a LOT of other stupid bullshit garbage.


Still trying to make things, as best as I can, considering my hand is pretty fucked, and I can't really see anything.


If anyone wants to help, a friend made a GoFundMe, I would appreciate any help in the matter, regardless if you donate or not, just at least if you can share it around, that'd be fucking cool of all of you.


I know I probably don't deserve the help, as I figure with all the crazy shit happening to me in the past month I must have fucked someone's day up really, really, bad.


Anyways, thank you for at least reading this, and thanks for being awesome.




Posted by Kreyowitz - September 27th, 2017

First off, I want to say thank you to anyone who decided to buy a shirt or a mug, its really cool of you to support my show and support a charity that I like, I really appreciate it.


Secondly though, sorry I have been basically non-existant, i'm just doing a lot of shit now like driving an hour to work and just being generally tired or unmotivated, I hate it, but even when I force myself to try and make stuff I don't know what to do and feel burnt out.

I want to make more music and art but I just have no fucking ideas, and when I do, all my motivation goes out the fucking window on the drive home.

So sorry for everyone who has been waiting for more content, i've just been in a shitty spot for a while now, and im not sure when it'll be okay.

Posted by Kreyowitz - September 14th, 2017

What's up everyone, been working a lot lately, but I finally got off my ass for a day and finished a shirt deisgn that's been on the back burner FOREVER.


I made a Teespring campaign for it since 50% goes to helping out my shitty youtube channel "The Protatoes," and the other 50% goes to CHARITY!

Yes, 50% of all profits goes to "Child's Play," because it's a good cause, it's also a cool shirt.


UPDATE: There's now a No Background Variant available, or even a Coffee Mug!




Please check it out, and consider buying a shirt, for charity, and to help out the show!

thanks everyone!

https://teespring.com/halloweek-of-fright-2016#pid=2&cid=576&sid=front - Shirt With BG

https://teespring.com/halloweek-of-fright-2016-noBG#pid=2&cid=2397&sid=front - Shirt and Mug without BG

Posted by Kreyowitz - May 16th, 2017

Real rough.


I've had to sell essentially everything I own just to get food and pay rent.


Got a part-time job at minimum wage, that my dumb ass has to drive 25 miles to get to.


Essentially at a point that if things don't get better, I either become homeless, or I die.


We'll see what happens.


Shit's Rough.

Posted by Kreyowitz - April 16th, 2017

Check out the Chemical Plant Remix over here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RjYXYp4_Ow


It's from the Time Crunch EP, that is available to all my Patrons of ANY Tier!


Check it out!

Posted by Kreyowitz - March 31st, 2017

I'm Jobless.



I'm broke, jobless, and I have a Spinal Injury.


I'm still making music, and I can probably get myself a job somewhere, but I really do not know whats going to happen from this point on, and to be honest im done sitting in the background all the fucking time like I do.


I'm putting up my Patreon (finally,) and if you want to donate, please do, but PLEASE act as if it's a tip-jar, I really don't know what I can give to you at this point other than thanks and maybe custom music or art or something.


So thanks everyone for supporting me, and I hope I can still make music and stuff in the future, but we'll see where it goes from here.


Here's my Patreon:



Thanks for everything!

Posted by Kreyowitz - November 22nd, 2016

Hey everyone, its been a LONG time since i've posted, and NOT MUCH has been happening.


Almost all of my time has been pre-occupied by playing games, working, and making videos for my second channel, and helping out my buddy MrBaffaCake.

I've been in some super shitty and lazy moods, and I really need to motivate myself to actually MAKE something.


Anyways, not too much going on, but heres some links to my YouTube Gaming channel, and to MrBaffaCake's channel.


The Protatoes - MY Second Gaming Channel

MrBaffaCake - Mah Buddy

Posted by Kreyowitz - February 7th, 2016



I know I rarely post updates or anything, but I figured I owe SOME explanation to why I haven't been posting much.


I've been making a lot of music lately, been moving around a bit, my job at the hospital has gotten harder almost every month, but still, gotta move forward.


So, I went to PAX South, and holy FUCKING SHIT, it was probably the best time i've ever had.


Everyone there was super fucking cool, never had a single problem with anyone, and I even got to meet Cliff Bleszinski and fucking MICK LAUER, or RicePirate to those who dont know, and another awesome dude, Michael McBride, a.k.a AngelXMikey, who's a pretty kickass Artist/Animator, so check him out.


Both were awesome dudes stacked on top of an awesome time, and I even met some kick ass Indie devs making some cool and interesting games...


I'm gonna be making a video on my YouTube channel recapping all these updates and the coverage at PAX South, and i'll be sure to post it here when I do, hopefully i'll have that up by Tuesday.


Anyways, thanks for reading, if you did, and stay

Posted by Kreyowitz - October 23rd, 2015

Full time jobs take a lot out of you, couple that with trying to move out, and editing videos for your new gaming channel...

Yeah, I'm stretching myself thin for sure, but sometimes someone comes around and asks you to make a remix to some weird Youtube video, and, well, you make something like this:

The Legend of Carl